Management
General Manager: Emika
Emika was a government spy, but she gave up the secret life to compete in the annual Gloucestershire ‘Cheese Rolling and Wake.’ Rolling down the hill at 90 miles per hour, she had a vision of the Virgin Mary in a hot, buttered scone and walked off the field.
Personnel Manager: Jeff
KOC by day, a capella beatboxer by night, Jeff has done it all. He has recently taken these two skills and begun to bust ghosts with them. While his tactics are highly secretive, he does claim that steamed milk is the key to success.
Catering Managers: Natasha and Marissa
While wandering among the mountaintops of Montana, Natasha heard a sound. It was a loud one. A scream. She looked up and saw a tiny baby deer stuck in a tree. She saved the baby deer. No one can hate Natasha: she saves baby animals. She rushed the baby deer to the animal hospital. Marissa was the chief of deer neurosurgery. She operated. The baby deer is safe and sound now.
Health and Maintenance Manager: Chris
Chris found his passion for coffee at an early age. On a family vacation, two-year old Chris ran off. Authorities were alerted. They found him 5 days later, sitting in a field of coffee plants. The coffee beans had sustained him; something he has never forgotten.
Publicity and Graphics Manager: Priscilla
P-Killa has risen to acclaim in many countries for singing Ukranian pop-electro-punk ballads. Grandmothers have wept at her feet. We play her songs at Coffeehouse every night at 2:45 AM.
Finance Manager: Nick
Nick can rub his stomach while patting his head. Nick can stand on one foot and hop in a circle while his hands stay on his head. Nick can touch his nose with his tounge. Nick: the man, the myth, the human putty.
Ordering and Inventory Managers: Becca and Emily
Becca and Emily are actually twins. They both are sassy, ticklish, and have a penchant for eating the frosting out of the middle of oreos. While they spent much of their life separated, Becca was a runaway circus clown, and Emily was a juggler. However, they reunited in the circus of Coffeehouse.
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